So I finished my third Goruck Challenge today. It was a pretty terrible time all around. I started out by drinking way too much at the ruckoff, buying more beer for the event and then rolling my ankle walking to the start point. I broke two eggs because fuck carrying eggs in your mouth while bear crawling and duck walking. Then I proceeded to get drunk during the damned event to lighten the load. It didn’t take much convincing to drink these beers but hey, proven team player. You’re not supposed to take a nap during these things but I showed people what’s up. I then rolled my ankle a second time while trying to stretch it – just to make sure it got rolled good.

#goruckyourself

 

[edit: August 2017. It did not work better for Extortion 17 in Shreveport.]